called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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