theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
honey bunches of taint.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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