This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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