I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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