I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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