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Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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