if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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