quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm really busy with my period
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