the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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