As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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