dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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