By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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