Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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