But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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