Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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