I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
that's an acceptable place to lick
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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