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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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