I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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