I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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