You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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