But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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