Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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