I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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