it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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