Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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