look no pants
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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