I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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