i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You're a waste of cheezeits
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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