On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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