I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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