No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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