im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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