i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize