I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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40s are totally the cure
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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