So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She bit a glass in half.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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