Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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