You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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