I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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