i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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