I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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