Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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