hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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