You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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