i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I see more hoeing in ur future
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