so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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