Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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