I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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