there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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