Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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