I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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